That's right, Santa...you can just skip our house this year!!! You see ol Jolly One, when I came home from work this evening, two little Boxers, whom I am sure are on your naughty list by now had managed to break into the closet and find every single one of their new Christmas toys!!! Yep, they were scattered all over the living room...the singing Santa and reindeer, the giant red and green pull toy, the giggly elves and the giant red fuzzy ball....even the candy cane bandanas were all wadded up and slobber soaked.....So, this will make your Christmas Eve journey a little lighter....as you can just skip us!!! Unless, of course if you'd like to pick these two naughty kids up and take them to Australia with you!! I feel quite certain Rafe and Oobie would love to see them!! Merry Christmas..just a little early! :censored:

I shouldn't be here, but I am Deb! OMG! Just when you thought they had grown up look what they start to pull. And I do promise you that Sting had nothing to do with this. I've password protected the computer and long distance (and international) calls are still blocked on the phone.

Merry Christmas J & J (just a little early )

sorry

I'm so lucky to have such well behaved kids.
Santa's stopping here all right, but he's dumping off nothing but lumps of coal for this crew!!

Sorry to hear they have such a lack of respect. Don't they realize there are dogs in rescue that would appreciate slightly used Santa toys?

Oh Deb


Don't be too hard on them. Clyde just admitted he had contacted Jaimee and suggested she get Jack to help her smash into that closet. He told her how to do it, as he is a pro at breaking into the cupboard that contains the treats.

Santa, just don't drop them at my house... I have enough issues!

Can't fool those kids- no way!Sorry but-

Hey I've been GOOD this year - why am I being punished? First Cindy is going to send Sting-in-a-box and now I get J & J too???? I can barely handle the one I have.

Santa--you don't have to be so harsh on these two poor tormented souls. They are so very deprived, they are only seeking attention.
I think Australia is too far away, why don't you bring them over to League City, Texas--they are very welcome here. Instead you can take that grumpy old Argos and dump him down any chimney anywhere in the world

I was suspecting Beau had something to do with it, but since Clyde confessed, my Beau man is off the hook!!

When Oscar reads this, I am really in trouble. He will look up at me with those big brown eyes and remind me how perfect he is and that Santa should leave him all those other's things.

These posts make him comment on the fact he doesn't counter surf, even with a sandwich there nor does he destroy stuff mommy forgets to put away.

He wonders.....How could the mommy of such a good baby possibly go off to work and leave him every day????

I woke up this morning with the singing reindeer and one of the giggly elves on my pillow and Jack had his head resting on the singing Santa... At least they really liked their new toys!!

Now if they break in to the cookie cupboard today...I'm sending them north instead of down under!!

I dont know if Oscar could handle the pressure of that much "fun" and Virginia isn't that far north

LOL...I know Oscar is a very good boy, but I have full faith in my two being able to corrupt him in no time flat!! You could send them on to Pennsylvania...then Pennsylvania could send them on to Buffalo and then Buffalo could send them right on in to Canada!! We'll just start our own RBR...Rotten Boxer Railroad!!

When they arrive here in Buffalo, the boxload of dogs gets repacked with two more additions.
I'm sure Jean won't mind

Oh, Deb....I just can't believe that those two little angels did such a thing. But, hey, if you want to send them on the RBR, I know two couch potatoes that would love to learn a new trick or two. And tell J & J that Tyson knows how to open the cookie cupboard very well. Plus Tyson and Five will take them on a big romp in all that white stuff in our back yard. Just a thought. :dunno:

Well, let's just throw Beau into the RBR mix. He's the escape artist, so he could teach some a trick or two! And I'm sure he would love to learn a trick or ten!!

Poor Jack and Jaims The darn toys were just calling their names what were they supposed to do?? I think it was moms fault not putting them way off the ground. IF they don't get picked up by Santa and sent to Auzzie land and he decided to send them up north you have my address.

Deb just think you get to go shopping again for more toys

North!?!?!

Makes note to self to hide the pressies and double lock the doors at night!

Oh boy those 2 little angels. I guess they just could not wait any longer, such smart kids you have there Deb! I love J&J stories. I have to hide Ginger's surprises down our basement, the only place she never goes.

Send them all on up here!! Might put Mr C and Miss K in their place to have a few RBR's showing them what is what in life
Kailee needs to be toned down some according to Clyde and he is also feeling he needs some comrades to help him with Kailee. I'm thinkin' him being chased under the glass table and into the wall kinda got to him a tad Thank doG he ducked!! Kailee is relentless these days

[quote=Jean,Dec 14 2005, 12:58 PM] [QUOTE=oz4lines,Dec 14 2005, 11:02 AM] I'm thinkin' him being chased under the glass table and into the wall kinda got to him a tad Thank doG he ducked!! Kailee is relentless these days [/quote]
Beau can teach him how to open the door to escape from Kailee!

I'm laughing WITH you. Brings back memories of me finding Christmas toys scattered all over the house one evening when hubby was "watching" the boys......

"Have you been watching the boys"

"Uh huh"

"What have they been doing"

"Nuffin, just sittin in here with me"

"Oh?"

"We've been watching TV"

"Well you sure haven't been watching them!"

"uhhh... why?" :shrug:

"How do you explain the CHRISTMAS GIFTS all over the house?"

{J&J singing} "On the first day of Christmas our mommy bought for us one singing Santa, two candy cane bandanas, three giggly elves.."

Sorry Deb - I just couldn't help it. They actually did get it right. Yesterday did start the first of the Twelve Days of Christmas. They figured it was time for them to get presents. So...............what are they getting 4 of????

Carla

4 Scolds from Mommy
3 Nub-tail thumpins
2 Crates to hide in

And a trip to go live with Auntie Jean!! :roadster:

Oh my doG, don't say the word "potato" if you are sending them to PA

I just love reading about your pups antics, must be an exciting household.

Gloria

Lets just say sending them to me and Oobs won't be a punishment !!! I've got a darned Peacock roaming around my yard - just what J and J need a size 100 chicken to chase Hardly punishment!

Hey Deb maybe Jack and Jaimee were sooooooo good this year that Santa just stopped by your house a little early!